THE ROCK CLOCK IS EVERYTHING YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU WANTED AND MORE

ARE YOU A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT?!

IS YOUR SNOOZE BUTTON YOUR BEST FRIEND?!

IS THIS TOO MUCH? There, is that better? Good. Like I was saying, are you in need of a better way to wake up in the morning? Well look no fucking further my friend, cause The Rock Clock is here.

I often feel like a lazy piece of shit in the morning, I’ve got a total of four alarms. One at 6 that tells me that I have two hours of sleep left. One at 7 that tells me that I have one hour left. One at 7:30 for 30 minutes and the final one that just tells me to wake my lazy ass up for school/work/trips to Six Flags Great Adventure. (Six Flags, I’m shouting you out! Give me free stuff!)

Like an unexpected gift from your grandmother, The Rock came out with this amazing product and it is the best. This alarm clock is revolutionizing motivation to a whole new level that fucking Rocks. You just set up whatever your goal is for, then go on to choose the type of alarm you want to set for it. It can be relaxing like the “Beach Jams” alarm, to which you hear a soft rock guitar rift that is accompanied by the sweet sounds of Dwayne Johnson going “oh yeah!” Or choose the “Classic Alarm” which is Johnson going “BEEP BEEP BEEP, I can do this all morning, BEEP BEEP.”

Honestly, I could spend my whole night writing descriptions for each one of these alarms, but I honestly think you should just download the app and listen for yourself. It’s a fucking treat. You’re still here? It’s over, go download the app!